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[PyrNet-L] Chat: Computer virus (joke)
Know your computer virus
Ellen Degeneres Virus~
Your IBM suddenly reveals it's a MAC.
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Titanic Virus~
Makes your whole computer go down.
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Disney Virus~
Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
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Mike Tyson Virus~
Quits after two bytes.
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Prozac Virus~
Screws up your RAM but your processor
doesn't care.
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Lorena Bobbit Virus~
Cuts your floppy disk off.
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Woody Allen Virus~
Bypasses the motherboard and turns on
a daughter card.
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Joey Buttafuoco Virus~
Only attacks minor files.
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Spice Girl Virus~
Has no real function, but makes
a pretty desktop.
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Ronald Reagan Virus~
Saves your data, but forgets where.
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Dr. Kevorkian Virus~
Searches your hard drive for old files
and deletes them.
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Oprah Winfrey Virus~
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks
to 80MB,and then slowly expands to 300MB.
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AT&T Virus~
Every 3 minutes it tells you
what a great service you are getting.
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MCI Virus~
Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're
paying too much for the AT&T Virus.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus~
Terminates and says "I'll be back".
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Viagra Virus~
Expands your hard drive while putting too
much pressure on your zip drive.
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Monica Lewinsky Virus~
Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
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