Re: [PyrNet-L] Dogs! Gotta Love 'em!

[judith diamond <pyrenees@gwi.net>]

Richard Rognlie wrote:
    Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute. I can't type. My body is shaking with
belly laughs! Oh my! Jumpin' jupiter's, jumpin' Basset Hound's!
    Richard, this is the funniest thing that I've read all year.
    I rarely do bulk e-mail forwards but  with this one, well is it's
the exception!
    Thank you and thank you again!!!!!
    Take good care,
    Judith, Jonah & Lexi

> How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>   Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
> our
>   whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
>   burned-out light bulb?
>
>   Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up
>   to code.
>
>   Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
>
>   Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do
>   it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be
> dry.
>
>   Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
>
>   Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
>
>   Labrador: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
> I?
>   Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
>
>   Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's
> busy.
>
>   Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in
>   the dark.
>
>   Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
>
>   Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
>
>   Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>
>   Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
>
>   Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
>
>   Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
>
>   Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
>
>   Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
>
>   English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? LIGHT BULB? That thing I just ate was
>
>   a LIGHT BULB?
>
>   Great Pyrenees: Shhhhh!  Don't bother me... I'm taking a nap...
>
> --
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