So true, I especially liked the one about any show within 300 mi. is close. I am embarrassed when I think about the miles we put on trucking around Texas to shows. Funny stuff, that's a keeper! Thanks for sharing! Cindy. Cindy Henke clhenke@juno.com Ennis, Texas "All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is contained in the dog." ~ Franz Kafka