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[PyrNet-L] RE: CHAT: Non-Dog Hmmm
I was sent these on another list and thought they
should be shared with people that really have nothing to do but contemplate the
facts of life. <g>
If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a
walk
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become
kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it
turn?
If you take an Asian person and spin him around
several times, does
he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after
noon?
What do chickens think we taste
like?
What do people in China call their good
plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's
license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting,
who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they
know what time it
was to set it to?
Which is the other side of the
street?
Why didn't Noah swat those two
mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the
bottle?
Why don't they call mustaches
"mouthbrows?"
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot
at them?
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