[PyrNet-L] 3 Dog are at the Vets... (may be offensive)

[Richard Rognlie <rrognlie@gamerz.net>]

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This joke may offend some readers.  If you are an overly sensitive reader,
you may want to press delete now...

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Three dogs are at the vets, talking...

Dog 1:	So, what're you in here for?

Dog 2:	Peeing... I seem to pee on everything!  The carpet... the furniture...
	the drapes... but the Christmas tree!  that was te last straw!

Dog 1:	Prozac... they're gonna put you on prozac, man...

Dog 2:	I guess so... how about you?

Dog 1:	Chewing.  I can't stop.  Toys... beds... tables...  socks...
	It doesn't matter what it is... I chew it.   Apparently the
	Christmas presents were off limits though...

Dog 2:	Oh man!  You're doomed to prozac too

Dog 1:	Yep...  <looks at dog 3> so!  What'd you do?

Dog 3:	Humping.  I can't stop...  table legs... people legs..
	doesn't matter.  But yesterday, my owner had just gotten out 
	of the shower, and she was bending over to pick up her towel..
	I couldn't stop myself!

Dog 1:	Oh no!  Does the mean...?

Dog 3:	Yep...  I'm getting my nails trimmed.

;^)