[PyrNet-L] Training Diary- Very cute

[Kiradaw@aol.com]

          TRAINING DIARY
 >
 > 10/1            I cannot train my dog today
 >                     Sky is overcast and grey.
 >                     Air's too damp,
 >                     I've got a cramp
 >                     And the dog's just eaten anyway.
 > 10/2            Can't find the leash.
 > 10/3            Got home too late.
 > 10/4             I'm due somewhere tonight at eight.
 > 10/5             I've got a gash,
 > 10/6             A rash
 > 10/7             And bumps.
 > 10/8             Too tired tonight to get out the jumps.
 > 10/9             Traffic's made me tense and strained.
 > 10/10           Have to lose this weight I've gained.
 > 10/11           How can we work when it's just rained?
 > 10/12           Dog's too hyper.
 > 10/13           My mood is blue.
 > 10/14           I must be coming down with flu.
 > 10/15           I cough
 > 10/16           And sneeze
 > 10/17           And wheeze
 > 10/18           And choke.
 > 10/19           Only dumbbeell I own is broke.
 > 10/20           Too cold outside -- my feet are numb.
 > 10/21           There's a sliver in my thumb.
 > 10/22           House needs cleaning -- it's a sight.
 > 10/23           Working overtime tonight.
 > 10/24           I need a nap.
 > 10/25           Had company.
 > 10/26           Lawrence Welk is on TV.
 > 10/27           My toe is sore -- it might be gout.
 > 10/28           I think my hair is falling out.
 > 10/29           I ate too much.
 > 10/30           My day's been rough.
 > 10/31           I believe my dog has had enough
 >                      Of this daily training grind.
 >                      We need some time off to unwind!