[PyrNet-L] Fw: [gsp-l] Fw: just for fun

["Lara & Jimmy Spears" <k9parent@earthlink.net>]

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Forwarded from another list and thought some of you would enjoy

> just for fun or food for thought????
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> > There was a time, there really was,
> > When I was sweet and tender,
> > When SHOW DOG meant a Disney Star,
> > And Bitch was not a gender.
> > I went to bed at half past ten,
> > I went to church on Sunday.
> > On Saturday I baked the beans,
> > And did the wash on Monday.
> > But then I got a certain pup,
> > And an erstwhile friend said, "SHOW"
> > And so I did, and so I do,
> > OH! What I didn't know.
> > I used to dress with flair and style,
> > That was the life, don't knock it.
> > But now each dress from bed to ball
> > Must have a good bait pocket.
> > I used to have a certain air,
> > I wallowed in perfume,
> > I used to smell of Nuit D'Amour,
> > Now I smell like Mr. Groom.
> > My furniture was haut decor,
> > My pets a tank of guppies,
> > Now I've furniture unstuffed,
> > And well-adjusted puppies.
> > Once I spoke in pristine prose,
> > In dulcet tones and frail,
> > But now I'm using language,
> > That would turn a sailor pale
> > I was taught to be well-groomed
> > No matter where I went.
> > Now all the grooming that I do
> > Is in the handler's tent.
> > I used to long for clothes and jewels,
> > And a figure classed as super,
> > Now the thing I yearn for most
> > Is a nice new Pooper-Scooper.
> > I adored a man who murmured verse
> > Through intimate little dinners,
> > But now the words I thrill to hear
> > Are just three-"Best of Winners"
> > I rise at dawn and pack the car
> > The road ahead's a long one.
> > The one I routed on the maps
> > Invaribly's the wrong one.
> > I really love this doggy life
> > I wouldn't care to change it.
> > But when I get that BEST IN SHOW
> > I plan to rearrange it.
> > And when my time on earth is done,
> > I'll go without much nudging.
> > Just give me three weeks closing date,
> > And let me know who's judging.
> >
> > Author unknown
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