[PyrNet-L] Fw:TOP 25 List - Why Dogs are better than Kids

["Barb Bowes" <bamb@monmouth.com>]

Received this from a friend who got it from another list. Thought
you would all enjoy it!

Barb Bowes
Bo, Molly, Chelsea (Pyrs) & Flopsy (Pyr Shep)
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog!
bamb@monmouth.com


> Subject: 25 ways dogs are better than children...
>
>
> For all you who do or don't have kids...
>
> 25. Kibble and water are cheaper than formula and diapers.
>
> 24. They have more hair when they are born.
>
> 23. Dogs never forget to "go" before they leave.
>
> 22. Dogs can go on long trips without yelling "MOM HE'S
TOUCHING ME!!!!"
>
> 21. Dogs never grow out of being kissed in front of their
friends.
>
> 20. Dogs don't wear holes in the knees of their trousers.
>
> 19. It doesn't matter how much dog hair a Dog gets in its
mouth.
>
> 18. You can cage a dog without going to jail.
>
> 17. dogs don't "backwash" crackers when sharing your soda.
>
> 16. Dogs will watch classic Star Trek with you and won't laugh
at the
>        special effects.
>
> 15. Dogs hide their "blankies" in their crates rather than
dragging them
>       around in public.
>
> 14. It's OK and even encouraged to tattoo your Dog
>
> 13. The older a Dog gets, the more they like you.
>
> 12. Dogs don't ask why.  Dogs don't ask why.  Dogs don't ask
why.
>
> 11. Dogs don't roll their eyes when you insist Dogs today have
it
>       easier.
>
> 10. Dogs stick their tongue deep inside your ear canal;
children
>        use a pencil.
>
> 9. Dogs don't jump on the bed; they just quietly shed in
them and lay on
>      you,considerately adding to your warmth.
>
> 8. Dog poop is easier to get off the wall than crayon.
>
> 7. When Dogs don't listen to you, it is because they cannot
understand the
>     complex human language.
>
> 6. Dogs have tails, making it easier to grab them as they run
away.
>
> 5. No one passes you a Dog with a loaded diaper.
>
> 4. Dogs dig for buried treasure in the litterbox.Kids won't
even dump the
> litterbox.
>
> 3. When Dogs interupt you making love, you don't have to
explain that
>     the two of you are "wrestling to see who does the dishes."
>
> 2. Dogs don't grow out of their shoes every 2 1/2 months.
>
>                            And the number one reason?
>
> 1. Dogs, when entering those teen years, are neutered.
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