[pyrnet] CHAT: What dogs hate :)

["Barb Bowes" <bamb@monmouth.com>]

Just received this from a friend. Thought I'd pass it on to all
of you.  Barb Bowes

What dogs hate:

1.  When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg
humping.

2.  Blaming your farts on me...not funny.

3.  Yelling at me for barking...I'M A  DOG!

4.  How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over
everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your
toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this, anyway?

6.  Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

7. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet.  Why'd you
buy carpet?

8.  Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing
yet...silly!

9.  Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Pay attention!!.

10.  Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why
we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

11.  When you pick up the piles in the yard.  Do you realize how
far behind schedule that puts me?

12.  Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.

13.  The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.  You fooled a dog!
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you genius!

14.  Invisible fences.  Why do you insist on messing with us?
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