[DL] Alternatives to hanging (was: Re: deadlands-digest.20000625)

["Leybourne, Brian" <Brian.Leybourne@airnz.co.nz>]

>>  Alternatives to hanging are a good thing.
> 
>      Well, there's always drowning, decapitation, boiling, 
> immolation, the 
> firing squad, slicing, strangling, or that lovable old 
> favorite: drawn & quartered. ;-)
 
You forgot that she could be mashed into a pulp...
Or have her eyes gouged out, and her elbows broken..
Or have her kneecaps split, and her body burned away...
And her limbs all hacked and mangled, poor Victoria...

Her head smashed in and her heart cut out...
And her liver removed and her bowls unplugged...
And her nostrils raked and her bottom burnt off...
And her peni-

Oh, that's right. We decided she wasn't "hung" :-)

Brian "Bravely taking to my feet, I beat a very brave retreat" Leybourne.

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