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[DL] Signs your Marshall is taking DeadLands to heart.



This was on my whiteboard when I got home last night:

Experiment #1:  Grated Cheesedog
Preparation:    Microwaved for 25 seconds

Results:  A limp almost pasta-like substance.  Very
little cheese residue on plate.  Cooked thoroughly and
evenly.  A little bit like eating fettucini made out
of ham.  No serious side effects.

Reliability:  19
Smith & Robards Price:  $50

Malfunctions:
Minor:  Microwave flares, cheese burnt
Major:  1d4 Wind from injestion of molten cheddar
Catastrophic:  Explodes for 2d4 damage



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