Re: [DL] Cattle Barons - Marshal looking for help

["Leybourne, Brian - CLM" <Brian.Leybourne@airnz.co.nz>]

>  It's hardly western horror, but I really like the idea of a 
> big clanking
>  machine that takes up a whole barn, with a crane that lifts 
> a cow into a
>  section at the top.  The cow is lowered halfway into the 
> machine, which
>  then chugs, clanks and emits smoke loudly and with much 
> vibration.  Its
>  proud inventor then dispenses a glass of ice-cold milk from a tap.
> 
>  Wishkah

Is *is* western horror when the machine starts to malfunction, sucking the
whole cow in and dispensing milk infused with the (mad) spirit of the cow,
which possesses the drinker and forces him into {insert evilness here}.

Or, it starts eating the cows and develops a taste for their blood. The
posse are called in to a dairy farm where all the farm hands have vanished,
and find the machine which has been grabbing every person to walk into the
barn and throwing them into it's milker, spurting out a bloody gore from the
milk dispenser which has began to corrupt the ground where it's been
falling.

Of course, strange vines have been growing from the infected ground -
initially black and white vines, but lately more pale and blood colored.
These vines burrow their way underground and have been attacking
neighbouring farms by coming up through the ground and attacking animals and
people, sucking their blood or maybe grabbing them and pulling them back to
the barn so the machine can digest them.

Hell, you could have *real* fun with this one.

Brian "And that's just off the top of my head.. put some thought into it and
you could come up with even better ideas I'll bet. Ghoull? Are you still on
the list?" Leybourne.

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