Re: [DL] A real verdict imposed in a real weird west!

["Jimmy Craig" <jimmythebarrel@hotmail.com>]

Holy cr*p!!!! That is cool!!! That is better than the soliloquy (sp?) in 
Pulp Fiction.

I need to hang a PC now so I can use this!!! Hmmm, plot character death so I 
can us cool lines?

*smiles evilly*

Yeah, sounds like fun. ;)


Jimmy the Barrel

BTW, No, I wont plan to kill a PC just to use these lines, but they do 
enough dumb stuff to get themselves hanged once in a while, so I will bid my 
time and get a PC....someday.


>
>I stumbled across this verdict and I just had to share it with the
>listserve. The judge must have been feeling a little poetic...or something.
>
>~John
>
>
>Sentence Imposed In The U.S. District Court Of The New Mexico
>Territory In The Case Of U.S. V. Gonzalez, 1881
>
>"Jose Manuel Miguel Xavier Gonzales, in a few short weeks it will be
>spring - the snows of winter will flee away, the ice will vanish and the 
>air
>will become soft and balmy. In short Jose Manuel Miguel Xavier Gonzales, 
>the
>annual miracle of the year's awakening will come to pass - but you won't be
>here. The rivulet will run its pearling course to the sea, the timid desert
>flowers will put forth their tender shoots and the glorious valleys of this
>imperial domain will blossom as the rose - still you won't be here to see
>it. From every treetop, some wild woods songster will carol his mating 
>song,
>butterflies will sport in the sunshine, the bumblebee will hum happily as 
>it
>pursues its accustomed vocation, the gentle breeze will tease the tassels 
>of
>the wild grasses and all nature, Jose Manuel Miguel Xavier Gonzales, will 
>be
>glad - but you won't be here to enjoy it - because I command the Sheriff or
>some other officers of this county to lead you out to some remote spot,
>swing you by the neck from a nodding bough of some sturdy oak and let you
>hang until you are dead and then, Jose Manuel Miguel Xavier Gonzales, I
>further command that such officer or officers retire quickly from your
>dangling corpse, that the vultures may descend from the heavens and devour
>your filthy body, until nothing shall remain, but the bare bleached bones 
>of
>a cold blooded, blood thirsty, throat cutting, chili eating, sheep herding,
>murdering, son of a bitch."
>
>Judge Rice
>
>
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