Re: [DL] Kewlest death quote...

["William Watson" <ericw@shelby.net>]

Our all time favorite happened like this.  The bad guys were high-tailin it
out of town, fast. A huckster decides
to SkinChange into a Raven.  A mystical moment later, BACKLASH.  He is
laying on the ground with posse looking down at him and laughing
uncontrolably.  The Manitou has corrupted the spell.  The huckster now has
bird legs instead of his own.  He's unable to end the spell for nearly an
hour.  "This is Caw Not funny Caw", he cried.

  The posse had just caught up with a traveling circus (Cirque de la Damne).
As they were just entering the big top, the Preacher enthusiastically
squealed, "Look. A circus.  Lion and tigers and bears. Oh My!
.............Oh my. Oh my.  Oh MY GOD. RUN!"

An over confident Huckster tried pulling of a complex ricochet shot but went
completely bust.  The bullet bounced off the lock box on top of the
stagecoach, ricocheted off the church bell and ended up hitting the huckster
in his gun hand. "Hehehe, I wasn't going to shoot you guys. (gulp) Really!"

Here are several lines that always seem to come up:

"What do you mean, 'The body is gone'?"

"Poke it with a stick. See if it's dead."

"Let's get it/them??
You go ahead and let us know how it comes out."

"So what's this make, 12 preachers we've lost."




William Watson