Re: [DL] Good one liners

[David R Goecke <mightygecko@juno.com>]

"Oh, sure! Blame the vampire!"

"I take his hand."
"You WHAT?"
"Fine. I take his thumb. The left one please"


"Waffers! Waffers! Body of Christ! Get it while it's Holy!"

"He seems to be wearing a bullet proof vest." 
"Then i'll shoot his non bullet proof head!"

"God, I hate dead people."

"You are attacked by a swarm of prairie ticks."
"That sucks."

"Do you have any shootin'"
"No."
"Do you have any fightin'"
"No"
"Do you have any spells."
"No"
"What do you have?"
"I've got a derringer and a pretty dress."

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