RE: [DL] Funny discussion the other night...

["Jeff Yates" <jyates@primaryfunction.com>]

HAHAHAHA!  Thanks, I needed that.  My computer didn't need the milk I spewed
out my nose, but I feel better ;-)

Jeff Y.


> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-deadlands@gamerz.net 
> [mailto:owner-deadlands@gamerz.net] On Behalf Of Ray C.
> Sent: Saturday, March 15, 2003 7:35 AM
> To: deadlands@gamerz.net
> Subject: [DL] Funny discussion the other night...
> 
> 
> Well, to get away from Shane getting the Army Of Darkness 
> game (Don't want 
> him to get a swelled head...  Then the Manitou wouldn't fit!)...
> 
> We were discussing the new Campaign I was starting (Great 
> Weird North), and 
> one of the characters in it, and the various problems with him.
> 
> See, he's a half-blind Mountie!
> 
> Constable Blaze Rodgers and his Mount, Beaver, "The Horse 
> That's Half-Wolf".
> 
> Well...  It went something like this.
> 
> *Grabs People*  "Are you my man, nope, sorry...  Are you my 
> man, nope, 
> sorry...  Are you my man?"  *Slap*  "Sorry Ma'am."
> 
> *Goes into a field and sees a person with arms at right 
> angles* "YOU!!!  Put your hands over your head..." *Doesn't 
> move* "OVER I SAID!!!  Do it, or I'll shoot!" *Still doesn't 
> move* "Fine!"  *Blam-Blam-Blam* *Barely moves, arms are still 
> at right angles* "Must be undead...  Oh well, head shots!"  
> *Blam-Blam-Blam* *Again, barely moves* "Uh oh...  Beaver!  
> Get 'im!!!" *Horse walks over, eats head* 
> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!  CANNIBAL HORSE!!!"
> 
> Those of you who figured out that he was dealing with a 
> scarecrow, you get a 
> cookie.  ;-)
> 
> Ray.
> 
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