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How To Photograph A Puppy
- Remove film from box and load camera
- Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash
- Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle
- Choose a suitable background for photo
- Mount camera on tripod and focus
- Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth
- Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera
- Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees
- Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand
- Get tissue and clean nose print from lens
- Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash
- Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's
nose
- Put magazines back on coffee table
- Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head
- Replace your glasses and check camera for damage
- Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say,
"No, outside! No, outside!"
- Call someone to help clean up mess
- Fix a drink
- Sit back in Lazy Boy with large, strong drink and resolve to
teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing
in the morning
Credit: posted to the UGA humor list by Randall
Woodman (randall.woodman@lunatic.com) with the following
attribution: Sent From: KEarlAdams@aol.com
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