[PyrNet-L] [PyrNet] Fwd: Dog Super Powers

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> >          The Top 14 Super Powers Most Coveted by Dogs
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> >14> Invisibath -- The power to disappear at the first sound
> >    of bath water
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> >13> ViseHump -- The leg hump grip of steel
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> >12> AquaField -- Immunity to bucket of cold water when
> >    copulating in driveway
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> >11> Skeetvision -- The ability to shoot laser beams from your
> >    eyes to blast that damn Frisbee out of the sky
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> >10> SuperBladder, loaded with Toxi-Urine -- One lift of the
> >    leg and this town is mine!
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> > 9> SquirrelFreeze
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> > 8> AnalTelepathy/ButtSniffery -- Two powers which when combined
> >    allow one to smell another dog's butt without actually
> >    having to get up and move around
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> > 7> John-O-Matic -- Turns any toilet bowl into a punch bowl by
> >    sheer force of will
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> > 6> ChuckSpeed --  Ability to catch that friggin' Wagon Train
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> > 5> AntiPsych-Out -- Immunity to all that "fake throw" nonsense
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> > 4> VacuCalm -- Utter self control whenever the vacuum cleaner
> >    is turned on
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> > 3> GucciTract -- An invincible digestive system that sustains
> >    itself entirely on designer shoes
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> > 2> King Fido's Touch -- Everything you touch turns into crap
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> >    and Top5's Number 1 Super Power Most Coveted by Dogs...
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> > 1> DoberMorph -- Ability to change into a Doberman anytime
> >    someone rolls up a newspaper
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> >[           This list copyright 1999 by Chris White            ]