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Re: [PyrNet-L] Chat: Dog Haiku



Yet another basic truth of dog ownership.................
-----Original Message-----
From: EandUnge@aol.com <EandUnge@aol.com>
To: pyr-l@apple.ease.lsoft.com <pyr-l@apple.ease.lsoft.com>;
pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org <pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org>
Date: April 10, 1999 7:30 AM
Subject: [PyrNet-L] Chat: Dog Haiku


>My neighbor sent this to me.  I found it rather amusing.
>
>Dog Haikus
>
> I love my master;
> Thus I perfume myself with
> This long-rotten squirrel.
>
> I lie belly-up
> In the sunshine, happier than
> You ever will be.
>
> Today I sniffed
> Many dog behinds--I celebrate
> By kissing your face.
>
> I sound the alarm!
> Paper boy--come to kill us all--
> Look!  Look!  Look!  Look!  Look!
>
> I sound the alarm!
> Garbage man--come to kill us all--
> Look!  Look!  Look!  Look!  Look!
>
> I lift my leg and
> Whiz on each bush.  Hello, Spot--
> Sniff this and weep.
>
> My human is home!
> I am so ecstatic I have
> Made a puddle.
>
> I hate my choke chain--
> Look, World, they strangle me! Ack
> Ack ack ack ack ack!
>
> Sleeping here, my chin
> On your foot--no greater bliss--well,
> Maybe catching rats.
>
> Look in my eyes and
> Deny it.  No human could
> Love you as much as I do.
>
> The cat is not all
> Bad--she fills the litter box
> With Tootsie Rolls.
>
> Dig under fence--why?
> Because it's there.  Because it's
> There.  Because it's there.
>
> I am your best friend,
> Now, always, and especially
> When you are eating.
>
> My owners' mood is
> Romantic--I lie near their
> Feet.  I fart a big one.
>
> Elisa Ungerman
>Sacramento