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[PyrNet-L] Chat: big dog questions
- To: "Willow!" <innerpuppie@30below.com>, "Velvet!" <craeb@gte.net>, "THOR" <stardrift@means.net>, "kintsfather & Clondike" <kintsfat@kutztown.edu>, "Kathleen Andes" <kandes50@yahoo.com>, "Gandhi WOODS" <jgramblin@thurston.com>, "Carole" <vegascots@lvcm.com>, "Barb-Pyr!" <bamb@monmouth.com>, "ALBERT" <MagEBroD@aol.com>, "Roscoe!" <shkasuba@aol.com>, "Donna&Katie" <donnasdogs@aol.com>, "DOT & FalaPink" <falapink@iwaynet.net>, "Jillian" <hearye@imagineave.com>, "Jayne Hupp" <Isginccs@aol.com>, "Kelly Craine" <kcraine@ctcd.cc.tx.us>, "Lucinda" <korbelmalibu@yahoo.com>, "Marlene" <tedrasandy@aol.com>
- Subject: [PyrNet-L] Chat: big dog questions
- From: "Gitano Road" <petmydog@vvm.com>
- Date: Thu, 15 Apr 1999 23:03:53 -0500
- Cc: "PYRNET-L" <pyrnet-l@gamerz.net>
- Reply-To: pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org
- Sender: owner-pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org
Q: "How did he get soooo big?"
A: "We put Miracle Grow in his water."
Q: "Do you have a saddle for that thing?"
A: "Oh no, he's been trained to carry me in his mouth."
Q: "What kind of dog is that?"
A: "It's not really a dog, it's a cow. He's just a little confused."
Q: "How much does he eat?"
A: "Two kids a week."
Q: "Why is he so big?"
A: "We live near a nuclear power plant."
Q: "Does he bite?"
A: "Only on Tuesdays. Oops, that's today, isn't it?"
Q: "How much does your dog eat?"
A: "How much do you weigh?"
Q: "Can I ride him?"
A: "No, he charges too much."
Q: "What do you feed a 150-pound dog?"
A: "Anything he wants."
Q: "Have you fed that thing today?"
A: "Why? Are are you missing a kid?"