Re: [PyrNet-L] Fwd: Men vs dogs

[Daniel Rice <cody@ncweb.com>]

KGHUBGAS@aol.com wrote:

> HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE THE SAME:
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> Both take up too much space on the bed       (Only because women move around to much.)

> Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.   (It's not fear it is the loud sound that hurts our ears.)

> Both mark their territory.       (Only after our 6th beer)

> Neither tells you what's bothering them.  (Because unlike women we never have any problems.)

> The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.   (only if wife is bigger then him)

> Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.      (mmmmmmmm)

> Neither does any dishes.    (Is that not why they make paper plates)

> Both fart shamelessly.       ( and proud of it)

> Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.    (is this of some importance)

> Both like dominance games.    ( there can only be one real boss and we know who it is)

> Both are suspicious of the postman.  (so how would you feel if the UPS girl came over everyday)

> Neither understands what you see in cats.  ( I thought of one but can't print it)

But for real lades we would be lost with out you. You make the days bright and full of love. You give us hope and
understanding of ourselves.  Thank YouDanR.
Cody&Kira
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