[PyrNet-L] Add_a_Dog for Pyr?

["Deanna Low" <dancem99@hotmail.com>]

Any suggestions for a Pyr????

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we'vegot our whole 
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out 
light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to 
code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By 
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Make me.

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? 
Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls 
and furniture.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeeky toys in the dark........

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little 
circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change lightbulbs, I am not 
one of THEM, so the question is, how long will it be before I can expect my 
light?

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chessie: Ya, ya just a minute I'm busy doing something right now. I'LL GET 
TO IT, I'LL GET TO IT. Be patient.


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