[PyrNet-L] CHAT: You have too many dogs when....

["Barb Bowes" <bamb@monmouth.com>]

Received this from a friend. Thought it might bring a smile to
your faces, it did to mine!

Barb Bowes
Bo, Molly, Chelsea (Pyrs) & Flopsy (Pyr Shep)
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog!
bamb@monmouth.com
>
> 1.  When you have more grass in your driveway than in your
backyard.
>
> 2.  When your neighbors find ANY dog running loose and
automatically
> bring it to your house.
>
> 3.  When you want to watch TV and you have to sit on the floor
because
> all of the furniture is "occupied".
>
> 4.  When it takes you longer to wash your dogs' dishes than
your own.
>
> 5.  When you have to use a wash tub for a water dish.
>
> 6.  When you have to run an obstacle course to get to the
phone.
>
> 7.  When you see one of your dogs doing something bad (like
chewing
> something up or leaving a "dog deposit" on the rug) and  you
have to run
> through the entire list of dogs' names in order to yell at the
right one and
> by
> then it is too late.
>
> 8.  When the hazmat team comes to your house on trash day to
handle the
> "deposits" that you have placed in your trash can.
>
> 9.  When you have all of your dogs in the back seat of your car
and it
> automatically changes lanes when they move to the other side of
the car.
>
> 10. When you NEVER go anywhere for a vacation because it costs
more to
> kennel your dogs than to go to Hawaii.
>
> 11. When you have an extension on your king-sized bed so you
all fit.
>
> 2. When Iams/Eukanuba makes home deliveries.
>
> 13. When you move your bedroom into the garage and put a king
and queen
> sized bed together so all of your  dogs can sleep with you.
>
> 14. When you can't remember all of your dogs' names and just
call them
> by colors.... 'black dog'.
>
> 15. When you take your dogs for a run in the park and people
think it is
> a dog show. [more like a 3-ring circus!!!]
>
>