A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who
were
training to become detectives.
To test their skills in
recognizing a suspect, he
shows the first blondea picture for 5 second and
then hides it.
"This isyour suspect, how would you recognize
him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch
him fast
because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's
because the
picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this
ridiculous response, he
flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second
blonde
and asks her, "Thisis your suspect, how would
you
recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles,
flips her hair and says,
"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has
one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter
with you
two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear
are SHOWING because it's a picture of his
profile!!
Is that the best answer you can come up
with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the
picture
to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks,
"This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly
adds"...
think hard before giving me a stupid
answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment
and
says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is
surprised and speechless because he
really doesn't know himself if the
suspect wears contacts
or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...wait
here for a
few minutes while I check his file and I'll get
back to you on
that." He leaves the room and goes to his office,
checks the
suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a
beaming
smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe
it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact
wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you
able to make
such an astute observation?
"That's easy," the blonde
replied. "He can't wear regular glasses
because he only has one eye and one
ear.