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To cute not to share
Subject: FW: Dog letters to
God
Dear God,
>How come people love to smell flowers, but
seldom smell one another?
> Where are their priorities?
>
> Dear God,
> When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it the
> same old story?
>
> Dear
God,
> Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the
jaguar, the
>cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the
rabbit, but not
>one named for the dog? How often do you see a cougar
riding around?
>We dogs love a nice ride! know every breed
cannot have its own model,
>but it would be easy to rename the
Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!
>
> Dear God,
>If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is
>he still a bad dog?
>
>Dear God,
> Is it
true that in Heaven, dining room tables have onramps?
>
>
Dear God,
>If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
>
>Dear God,
>More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
>
> Dear God,
> When we get to the Pearly
Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
>
>
Dear God,
>We dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
hand signals,
>whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,
electromagnetic
>energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do
humans understand?
>
>Dear God,
>Are there dogs on
other planets or are we alone? I have been howling
>at the moon
and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back
>is the beagle
across the street!
>
> Dear God,
>
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
>
> Dear God,
> Is it true that dogs are
not allowed in restaurants because we can't
> make up our minds
what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets thing,
> again?
>
>
> Dear God,
> May I have my
testicles back?
Stephen
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Subj:Fwd: Dog letters to God
Date:1/2/2002 3:36:51 PM Eastern Standard Time
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