[pyrnet] Wisdom about dogs...

["Ghost Rider" <kaiser4@gulftel.com>]

A friend serving in Arifijan sent this to me and I thought you all might get
a few laughs out of this.  Hoping it brings smiles to your faces this
morning.  Bridget  ~ By the way, the pups haven't eaten anything else
because we've not left anything out but when we put up the baby gates to
lock them in their "room" we come home to find it's knocked down and they've
been in the trash in the kitchen and bath and pee'd and pooped all over the
place...EVENTHOUGH we take them out for a while before leaving and do most
always remember to get the trash out.  If we forget, they get it.  Anyways,
enjoy the little ditty below.  Bridget

WISDOM ABOUT DOGS

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." -Fran
Lebowitz

 "The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue."
-Anonymous

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful."
-Ann Landers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went."
-Will Rogers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself."
-Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-Andrew A.Rooney

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
made."
-M. Acklam

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."
-Sigmund Freud

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water
bowl."
-Penny Ward Moser

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult."
-Rita Rudner

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down."
-Robert Benchley

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current
events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of
late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are
often continued in the next yard."
-Dave Barry

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
-Franklin P. Jones

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
-James Thurber

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
-Unknown

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money."
- Joe Weinstein

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They
must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
-Anne Tyler

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea."
-Robert A. Heinlein

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read."
-Groucho Marx