"Coffee's normally 10 cents. I'll pay you the dollar, but when I'm done, I'm gonna beat the other 90 cents out of your face." Saloonkeeper pours the coffee on the floor "Well, looks like you're gonna be gettin' the other ten cents." "Why waste bullets, I got rope!" "Gunfighter? Me? I only got 9 notches on my handle. 'course, it's a new handle"