Re: Tab (was: [HoE] Dr. Pepper?) [OT]

[J Tolle <jwtolle@altavista.com>]

> << What is Tab? 
>  Boy, do I feel young asking that.
>   How about Moxie? That stuff'll clean out your system.
>  
>  Peter Berard >>
> 
> Peter,
> 
> Yes, you are young for asking what Tab is. But i feel stupid for having to 
> ask what Moxie is.  :-)
> 
> Grimm
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Back when I had The Job From Hell (pat pen) I had an unctuous supervisor who pushed the foulness incarnate known a Moxie.  He thought it was the best thing since sliced bread.  I however contend that the only similarity to bread is the consistancy, although it did taste like charred toast rolled in ashes.

Foul, foul stuff.  So the boss man would come around and hand out this drink to unsuspecting employees.  When they took a drink he would guage thier reactions.  If they talked badly about the drink (ie expressed independant thought) they were on the short list.  It would not be too long before they were driven out by crappy hours, etc.  I kid you not.  Talk about a terrible case of SDS (Short D**k Syndrome, FYI.)

Anyway, lets bring it on home to HOE shall we.  How about a servitor of Famine that judges people by thier taste in food.  If you like the foul mess it sits before you, then thumbs up - you get more food.  Otherwise its Soylent Green time.

Jeff "Had to make it at least a little on topic" Tolle


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