Re: [PyrNet-L] Help from Albert for underweight or just porker Pyrs!

[Joy Mccarron <joym@monmouth.com>]

Yes Albert, YES!!!!   I guess we ALL know those tricks!!!   hehehehe  Maggie
McCarron (Owner of Joy)


----- Original Message -----
From: <MagEBroD@aol.com>
To: <Pyrnet-l@pyrnet.org>
Sent: Tuesday, June 08, 1999 3:49 PM
Subject: [PyrNet-L] Help from Albert for underweight or just porker Pyrs!


> Any Pyrs out there who need to gain weight? Read on:
>     Hey, Albert here!   I'll tell you! Quick, before my human comes back
and
> catches me at the computer......
>     Get human to increase your outings to any place serving burgers and
> vanilla ice cream cones!!  Also increase outings to any drive-through
place
> like banks,  etc. that give out doggie treats.  Then throw in a couple
> outings to PetSmart or PetCo or any other place that they can buy doggie
> treats!!  Then maybe act a bit dense when asked to do tricks/commands so
that
> they will think you need intensive training with more treats given to
improve
> how reliably you obey the commands!!  Then, although they know you can
easily
> leap over a four & half foot fence and with a little effort even a five
foot
> one fence, act like you cannot possibly be expected to get in the vehicle
no
> matter how small the leap........ unless of course you get a treat for
doing
> it.  And of course remember they are always suckers for just looking
> adorable!!!  If that doesn't work, try your SAD DOG look!!  That really
tugs
> on their heartstrings and makes 'em reach for the treat bag.  These work
> great when they are eating something themselves, too, to get them to share
> it!!!!  Good luck!!
>
>  :)`````      Albert the infamous Pyr!
>
>  on Janice Vocke's computer
>  MagEBroD@aol.com
>  Shelton, WA.
>
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