[PyrNet-L] CHAT,RESCUE: Rescue Humor?

["Barb Bowes" <bamb@monmouth.com>]

A friend sent this to me and I thought all you folks out there,
especially all of you overburdened with Rescue, might like to see
this! LOL

Barb Bowes
Bo, Molly, Chelsea (Pyrs) & Flopsy (Pyr Shep)
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog!
bamb@monmouth.com

>
> > Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list
for an
> > exotic rare breed dog, we were finally notified by the
breeder that
> > at long last, our number has come up, and... WE'RE HAVING A
PUPPY!
> >
> > We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because we
just
> > KNOW how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be!
Since
> > our puppy will be arriving on Monday, we MUST place the
children in
> > new homes this weekend!!!
> >
> > They are described as:
> >
> > One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old.
Excellent
> > disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is Tommy. Temperament
tested.
> > Current on all shots. Tonsils removed already and very
healthy
> > condition!
> >
> > Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets
along
> > well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a
little time
> > and training, he will do well in a new home
> >
> > One female, strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years
old.
> > Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Her name is
Mary.
> > Temperament tested, but needs a little attitude adjusting
> > occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and
is very
> > healthy and happy (mostly.) Gets along well with little boys,
but
> > does not like to share toys. She is house trained, and would
do
> > best in a one child household.
> >
> > We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is best for
them.
> > I hope you understand, that ours is a UNIQUE situation, and
we have
> > a real emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at
the
> > latest.
>