[pyrnet] Re: Odors

["SWachter" <SWachter@email.msn.com>]

Apparently the kids have been reading my email.  How else would you explain
3 of them decking themselves out in the latest skunk stink.  Fortunately it
was not a direct hit.  More likely the kitty rubbed against the fence or
shrubbery and the 2 bitches and Sam rubbed their face in the mess to get a
better sniff--and no doubt perfume themselves.
I wasn't aware of this until Paige, alpha bitch, crawled into bed last night
and dropped her head on my chest.  When I quickly turned my head, there was
Sam standing over me with the same wonderful present.  So, here's a recent
analysis of skunk odor:
Take a bushel of rotten onions.  Distill the mess to ehance the odor.  Drop
in a canister of tear gas, mace and a dollup of pepper spray.  Highlight
with musk cologne.  There's also a slight sweet scent, maybe one of those
carnivorous lilies from Africa.
Now we have Green Tripe.  I shudder to think what they may come up with to
try that scent.